“I prefer women who don’t wear makeup”
So recently, sitting in the backseat of a black metal-blasting Ford of an old friend of my guy-friend, the muscle-shirted, profanity-laden driver was musing on…
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The Right to Remain Awesome
After fluffing around in an Arts degree in 2012, I finally abandoned the foolhardy idea that an English major will somehow make me employable,…
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To the young man eating a Mars bar with chopsticks
First of all, bravo, sir. Actually knowing how to use chopsticks is a gift that you must not take for granted. Also the fact…
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Those Other Girls
I’m not like those other girls, I proclaim as I saunter down the street with my friend, both of us wearing stockings and boots…
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