Polished
ONE: There are only so many bottles of pink nail polish, too many minuscule toenails to be painted a delicate shade of Peptol-Bismol rose….
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Little Fire
“I feel that way too sometimes, it’s like a little fire,” my friend said, reaching over to steal a chip from my plate. I…
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Mai’s Super Sweet 16: May
1 May 2005 It’s been a week since Daniel kissed me and it’s been the most amazing week of my whole life. We haven’t…
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New Year, New Scum
Welcome to 2016, friends of Scum! It’s going to be a big one for us here at Scum – you may or may not…
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News: Into the Future
Howdy Scummers! We’re switching things up around here and we want you to be the first to know! Scum has been in operation now for…
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It is the 30th Anniversary of Neighbours and God Will Not Pity Us: Friday Night
Episode 5—Ramsay st is bleeding to death The sun rises on the last day and the world of Neighbours is a toilet, sure enough….
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It is the 30th Anniversary of Neighbours and God Will Not Pity Us: Thursday Night
Episode 4 – DRINK THE PISS YOU CLOWNS We open with the wedding party sitting in a graveyard awaiting news of their absent groom, speculating…
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It is the 30th Anniversary of Neighbours and God Will Not Pity Us: Wednesday Night
Episode 3 – Don’t go into the well you fucking lunatics It’s the day of the wedding and everything is somehow worse than before….
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It is the 30th Anniversary of Neighbours and God Will Not Pity Us : Tuesday Night
Episode 2 – The Scorpion Asshole Tonight, the new Non-Harold assholes continue to emerge. Monday, with its seemingly endless onslaught of assholes, pales in…
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