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ONE: There are only so many bottles of pink nail polish, too many minuscule toenails to be painted a delicate shade of Peptol-Bismol rose….
Read MoreONE: There are only so many bottles of pink nail polish, too many minuscule toenails to be painted a delicate shade of Peptol-Bismol rose….
Read More“I feel that way too sometimes, it’s like a little fire,” my friend said, reaching over to steal a chip from my plate. I…
Read More1 May 2005 It’s been a week since Daniel kissed me and it’s been the most amazing week of my whole life. We haven’t…
Read MoreWelcome to 2016, friends of Scum! It’s going to be a big one for us here at Scum – you may or may not…
Read MoreHowdy Scummers! We’re switching things up around here and we want you to be the first to know! Scum has been in operation now for…
Read MoreEpisode 5—Ramsay st is bleeding to death The sun rises on the last day and the world of Neighbours is a toilet, sure enough….
Read MoreEpisode 4 – DRINK THE PISS YOU CLOWNS We open with the wedding party sitting in a graveyard awaiting news of their absent groom, speculating…
Read MoreEpisode 3 – Don’t go into the well you fucking lunatics It’s the day of the wedding and everything is somehow worse than before….
Read MoreEpisode 2 – The Scorpion Asshole Tonight, the new Non-Harold assholes continue to emerge. Monday, with its seemingly endless onslaught of assholes, pales in…
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