Saturn Return (Or: A Journal I’ll Immediately Forget About)
A Saturn return is when the planet Saturn returns to the same place in the sky that it occupied at the moment of your…
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Scum Horoscopes – May
TAURUS – April 21 – May 21 No wonder Taureans are supposed to be the human equivalent of a pile of crushed-velvet cushions; is there…
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Scum Horoscopes – April
ARIES – March 21 – April 20 It’s your birthday, Aries. Why not do some self-improvement, the old-fashioned way? I’m talking self-help books, baby. You…
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Scum Horoscopes – March
PISCES – February 20- March 20 Happy birthday, Pisces. At this, the start of a new solar revolution, try something new: try asking for help….
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Scum Horoscopes – December
SAGGITARIUS – November 23 – December 20 Happy birthday Sagittarius! Do you have a favourite song? If not, now’s the time to find one….
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Scum Horoscopes – November
SCORPIO – October 24 – November 22 Happy birthday, Scorpio. I wish I could tell you that you’ve got an amazing month in store for…
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Scum Horoscopes – September
VIRGO – August 23 – September 23 It’s your birthday month, Virgo, and I have a feeling that you already know what you need to…
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Scum Horoscopes – August
LEO – July 23 -August 22 Happy birthday, Leo! Now is the time to demand your tithe from the lucky fools you allow to surround…
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Cold Moon
after Cynthia Arrieu-King I meet several girls who remind me of myself: bawdy, moon-spooled, convivial but somehow always angry. I feel embarrassed…
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