
Sexy Tales of Paleontology
“Gosh, uh, hi – hello.” The microphone thumped and squealed, which was far more adept at gathering the room’s scattered concentration than the tiny…
Read More“Gosh, uh, hi – hello.” The microphone thumped and squealed, which was far more adept at gathering the room’s scattered concentration than the tiny…
Read MoreThis is an ongoing fiction column about celebrity culture by Patrick Lenton. This month’s short story is entitled JIM KARDASHIAN. Before 2017 you…
Read MoreOne year in my childhood, in the nebulous age of boyhood where I was young enough to spend time playing with toys, but also…
Read MoreFrom December 1st until December 24th, Scum writers will be building onto this growing story. Check in every day to watch it unfold!
Read MoreIn the bowels of the Bellagio, the new Archbishop of Canterbury refused to play his hand. His whisky remained untouched and his eyes stared…
Read MoreFor Jack Vening who wrote this story in a dream of mine and now I’ve stolen it. Liam Payne’s hair felt like fibreglass. He…
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