
Scum Horoscopes – May
TAURUS – April 21 – May 21 Happy Birthday, Taurus. People will always tell you that your defining traits are your homeyness and your…
Read MoreTAURUS – April 21 – May 21 Happy Birthday, Taurus. People will always tell you that your defining traits are your homeyness and your…
Read MoreARIES – March 21 – April 20 It’s your birthday, Aries. You can headbutt anyone you want this month. Literally or figuratively, it’s up to…
Read MorePISCES – February 20- March 20 Happy birthday, Pisces, you weird creature from the deep. This is the month to embrace your watery ways. Summer…
Read MoreAQUARIUS – January 21 – February 19 If there’s a time and a person to start a new cult, it’s now, and it’s you. Start…
Read MoreHowdy Scummers! We’re switching things up around here and we want you to be the first to know! Scum has been in operation now for…
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Read MoreKarolina was on the bus when it hit Punjabi Palace. She had noticed the bus driver when she had got on, because he’d tapped…
Read MoreBrought to you by Hayley Stockall, Jizzy Butler, Jack Vening, and Sam George-Allen.
Read MoreThere are a lot of ways to Smash the Patriarchy and one of them is to cut your own hair. Think about it: doing…
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