zodiac

  TAURUS – April 21 – May 21 Happy Birthday, Taurus. People will always tell you that your defining traits are your homeyness and your…

ARIES – March 21 – April 20 It’s your birthday, Aries. You can headbutt anyone you want this month. Literally or figuratively, it’s up to…

PISCES – February 20- March 20 Happy birthday, Pisces, you weird creature from the deep. This is the month to embrace your watery ways. Summer…

AQUARIUS – January 21 – February 19 If there’s a time and a person to start a new cult, it’s now, and it’s you. Start…