
Scum Horoscopes – May
TAURUS – April 21 – May 21 Happy Birthday, Taurus. People will always tell you that your defining traits are your homeyness and your…
Read MoreTAURUS – April 21 – May 21 Happy Birthday, Taurus. People will always tell you that your defining traits are your homeyness and your…
Read MoreARIES – March 21 – April 20 It’s your birthday, Aries. You can headbutt anyone you want this month. Literally or figuratively, it’s up to…
Read MorePISCES – February 20- March 20 Happy birthday, Pisces, you weird creature from the deep. This is the month to embrace your watery ways. Summer…
Read MoreAQUARIUS – January 21 – February 19 If there’s a time and a person to start a new cult, it’s now, and it’s you. Start…
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