Brought to you by Hayley Stockall, Jizzy Butler, Jack Vening, and Sam George-Allen.
Eavesdropped conversations 2/3
— Hayley Stockall
Wednesday, 20/03/13, kitchen with the dirty ceiling, table covered in old MX’s
Too poor to eat out, nowhere to go. I smear homebrand cream cheese onto a piece of toast and listen to the guy next door yell at his housemate about the giant shit he’s about to take.
0 STARS.
Gizoogle.net
— Jizzy Butler
The real big chocolate bunny that my girlfriend said I could have some of but then left me unsupervised around
— Jack Vening
I have died. I am dead.
★★★★ (made me sick but)
That time I got a pap smear and the doctor told me not to laugh
— Sam George-Allen
“The speculum could just SHOOT OUT!”
★★★★, would ineffectively suppress laughter while in stirrups again
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